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Thank you and enjoy this episode. Hello everyone. Welcome to No Bad Reviews,
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colon, a coffee podcast. This is a podcast where three friends, co-workers, and coffee industry
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professionals get together every other week and tell you something about coffee. Or something about
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business, alpha males, racism, history. America.
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I'm Jenny. I run the operations at a coffee company, and that's what makes me a coffee expert.
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And I'm Marcus. I'm the guy behind the girl. And I'm Stephanie.
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And I'm the girl behind the guy behind the girl. And I'm behind you. It's all a circle jerk of
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coffee and podcasting. We are not a threeple for anybody who's wondering. We're just friends,
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co-workers and coffee industry professionals. Some of us are just friends.
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Right back. That was great. None of us are co-workers.
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Wait, we're all co-workers. Yeah. But you said some of us are just friends.
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You said we're just friends. And I wanted to clarify that you and Marcus are more than friends.
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Right. Because you've been married for like 20 years.
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I guess that's true. But you know what? Marcus is my friend first.
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Aw. Yep.
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I tell him if we get divorced, I hope we can still be friends. Because we're friends first.
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We were not friends first, but we've become friends first.
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Jenny is my best friend. And when we get divorced.
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I'm like, that's cool. As long as we can still be friends with benefits,
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then we can make that work. Yeah.
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Yeah. So this is a topic I've been researching for a long time because I find it really interesting.
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But it wasn't an episode until like two days ago when I was like, oh shit,
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I didn't do the research for the episode we were going to do. And that one I have done none research
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on. So we were like, let's turn it into an episode. Well, I think this is good. I think it's going to
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be a good follow up for our horrible toxic male episode of last time.
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It's kind of the episode of a toxic masculinity podcast episode. We are going to talk about the
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Melita company. I love the Melita cone. I love it.
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Yeah, it's great. So yeah. So I don't think that a lot of people, at least in the United States,
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have a ton of respect for Melita, especially not in the coffee industry. You're never hearing people,
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I mean, aside from their filters, I think most people are pretty familiar with their filters.
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Their filters are kind of a like standard, like gold standard of filters. That's what you're going
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to use if you're using a cone. Pretty much.
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Yeah. Pour over. Like you're, that's what you're going to buy.
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But it's the most commercially available product.
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Well, that's true. But I feel like they are also just really good filters. Like you can buy knock
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off filter cone filters for a pour over, but they're not as good as the Melita. But as far as like
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their brewing equipment, you never hear anybody. I mean, I think probably the V 60 from Hario gets
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the most buzz or like the Chemex. It's like you're a Chemex if you're like a beginning, like mainstream
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coffee nerd. And then you're a V 60, I think if you want to be extra, yeah. If you want to be like
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extra annoying about your coffee brewing. I don't even know what the V 60 is.
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So that's, there you go. Like that's where you get like cred for being like a little bit higher.
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Like, oh, you use a Chemex. Well, I use a V 60. It's all, you know, we'll have to do an episode on
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Hario. Hario's a part of Hario, the Gooseneck kettle, right? Hello Kitty.
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Hario. No, that's Sanrio. It is a Japanese company though, Hario.
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I thought you were going to say gummy bears. Oh, no, it's Haribo.
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That's a German company. I don't actually, yeah, I don't know what this is. Okay. So yeah, it's
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like, it's basically like your, your levels of elitism, right? There's so many levels of elitism
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in the coffee industry. And it's like Chemex is like introductory, then being a V 60 is like a
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little bit, da da da. And then it's a rabbit, it's a rabbit hole. We can go down that. I mean,
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like there's, I don't want to, I don't want to say anything bad about however people brew their coffee
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or however they think it's best or whatever. So I'm not trying to like make a dig on people.
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I'm just trying to say, like, if you were on say Reddit, the most annoying, like these are the levels
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of people who get a little too intense about coffee. But what I'm saying is that nobody's ever like
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goes hard on Melitta. It's ubiquitous. They're everywhere. And I think that that's why, right?
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It's like, once something is, it's sort of standard, it's lost, you know, it's, it's not, it's,
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it's no longer like the shiny new, you know, flavor of the month. Well, you know, those filter,
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those cones are plastic and they're like two, I paid $2 and 99 cents for mine. So it's hard to be
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like super cool when you're buying the cheapest thing on the market. But I'm a huge fan.
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There's a lot of people who are going to be like, don't use a plastic filter cone either.
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Because like this goes into the whole like, like a little bit of elitism, right? Like, oh, well,
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you got to use glass, you got to use ceramic because these are going to hold the heat while
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it's dripping through and da da da da. And it's like, just brew your coffee, right? Like that's
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where I come from. If to me, the most important piece in your coffee brewing is going to be your
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coffee. Like if you're not buying high quality coffee, it doesn't matter what you're brewing it
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on. It's going to be garbage. Second most is going to be a grinder. That's my second, like you got to
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have a good grinder. So you have even particle size. I would argue that weighing your coffee is
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more important than grind. So getting the right ratio to me is more important than, than grind.
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I guess that's true. That's true. If you're going to make any investment, weigh your coffee before
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you scoop your coffee. That's true. I think that's a little bit more cheaper. First introductory
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upgrade, then grind. Yeah, I think you're probably right because you can buy like a cheap $10 scale.
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As long as it measures in grams, you're all good. Yeah. And you'll be, you'll be significantly
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better than without a grinder. So that's true. If I had to have a, if I had to have my grinder in a
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tablespoon or a blade grinder and my scale, I would probably choose a blade grinder and a scale.
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You're right. All right. So all I'm saying is that there are the elements that are much more important
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before you even get to brewing equipment. Once you get to brewing equipment, like you, you'll find a
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way to work with whatever piece of equipment that you have. It's going to produce good coffee as
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long as those other things are taken care of. And it does come down to personal preference. And so
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I, I'll be like the scientific voice here is that I've done a lot of research in the, in the
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extraction of brewing and it's been scientifically proven. There's a box of acceptable extraction
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ratios that people will find appealing. So that's why I think that extraction method just comes down
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to like personal choice. It's all going to be good after a certain point. Well, one thing too,
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I'd want to, you just made me think of is one thing I don't agree with with the Melida company
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is that they recommend a finer grind and using less coffee. I personally believe you should have a
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slightly like not, I don't want to say course, but not a fine grind, like a nice medium grind
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and maybe use more coffee. So that goes into that Venn diagram of personal preference, right? Like
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if you have a finer grind, you're going to need to use less coffee. My fear is that the filter gets
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clogged and it takes too long. So like whatever, this might not even make it in. This is getting
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too in the weeds. The interesting thing though about that, right? Since you bring that up about
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them saying to use less coffee, right? My understanding of Melida is that it's always
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been sort of a budget friendly company to begin with. Like her philosophy of in creating it was
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sort of at a time where, where DIY and doing it yourself and being thrifty, wasn't it kind of
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like around the depression that she started? Okay. So good way to segue back into the episode. Good
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job, Marcus. So yeah, so if you haven't been able to tell by now, we're doing the history of the
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Melida company. And so Melida is more than just like a paper filter company. They're more than just
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like a pour over brew method. They are the inventors of the pour over method entirely. Wow.
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Yeah. Really? So the woman who invented it, her name is Amelie Auguste Melida Bents. Nice. Yeah. So
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she just went by Melida Bents. She was born in 1873 in Germany, Dresden, Germany is where she was born.
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Really? Yeah. So this is a German company. So she came from a family of entrepreneurs. Her grandparents
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owned a pub, her dad owned a bookstore and publishing company. And so then she met and then
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her husband, he was an entrepreneur. He was a manager at a department store. So he had sales
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and retail experience. This is like the perfect family, a bar, a bookstore and coffee. I know.
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It's like everything you could possibly need. And publishing paper. Yeah. And paper, right. Oh,
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for the filters. Well, she's familiar with paper. Yes. Right. It is a thing. So yeah. So she grew up
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with paper. It doesn't have a direct link, but you know, it could have something in the back of her
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mind. Being familiar with paper helped her like have that light bulb moment. So she marries Hugo
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in 1899. They have a lot of names in Germany at this time. Johannes, Anil, Hugo Bents. But he just
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went by Hugo. They had their first son around the same time. First Willy was born in 1899 and
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hoarse in 1904. So you know, you got Hugo, he's off at the department store doing his job. She's
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doing the stay at home mom thing. We all know how it is with a stay at home mom. Your friends come
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over, you guys have play dates, the kids all play together. And at the time, early 1900s, the biggest
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ways that you would drink coffee, there was still, you know, there was like Turkish coffee, which we
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talked about before. Also the percolator is the main thing that everyone's using in Germany. Oh,
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man. Jenny's shaking her ass now. Anyways. Is it time for the percolator? It is. Let's do it.
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So the percolator, like it's like a tall pot with a spout and on the inside there's a tube. So like
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on top of the spout fits a basket. It's got like holes in it and that's where you put your coffee
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grounds. And so as the water boils, it's forced up from the bottom up through the tube. It falls into
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this basket, gets all the coffee grounds wet and then those all drip through. So there's some
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problems with this design. One, it's using boiling water and so it's super hot. It's going to be like
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that's not ideal temperature for brewing coffee. Also like you might have some coffee that's brewed
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and then re-brewed. So it kind of cycles through, even though like ideally you're not trying to
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cycle it through, but some is going to cycle through. So it's just going to be overall uneven
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extraction, over brewing, burnt. Then your coffee grounds are also coming out of this filter basket
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and getting into the bottom as well, as much as you try not to. So like the coffee is basically
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garbage and Melita was like, this is like horrible. I love coffee. I am a fucking new mom, so I'm
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exhausted and I need it. So I got to figure out a better way to do this. So she kind of became a
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little bit obsessed with figuring out a better way to make coffee. So she tried doing it like
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tea style and that wasn't really what she was looking for. She experimented with some fabric
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or something. Anyways, one day she had that light bulb moment and she was like, hmm. So she
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took a piece of tin can or like a pot or whatever, like a small metal vessel and she poked some holes
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in the bottom of it with a hammer and a nail. And then she took a piece of her son's blotting paper
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and I don't... Because you'd use an ink pen. Right. And then you would have to kind of blot. Yeah.
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So you wouldn't get ink all over the place. I know this because the early 1900s was my time.
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So yeah, so she takes a piece of this blotting paper. It's kind of meant to
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absorb liquids, right? So it's not quite as smooth as a regular piece of paper. It's a little bit
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textured or whatever, looser weave. So she cuts a piece of that, puts that in the bottom and then
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brews her coffee that way. So she's kind of taking the idea of a percolator where you have your
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grounds and you're pouring the hot water over it and then it drips through and she tried it. Amazing.
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Genius. So good. And she's like, well, shit, I have a fucking idea. And so she immediately goes
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and patents it. Awesome. 1908. She's a fucking bad bitch. For real. She's like, I am going to do this.
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I mean, we're in the early 1900s. She's like 35. She's got two young kids and she's just like,
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I'm going to do it. That's awesome. Like what could women do back then? Not as much, you know?
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And she's like, fuck it. And so she goes and she's like in it. So they patent the idea.
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Her husband quits his job. They start just making, they finally a metal manufacturer to manufacture
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her prototype in her, then what becomes her very first pour over device. That's dope. Yeah. So it's
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kind of similar to, it almost, the Vietnamese coffee thin, which like basically like you figure
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a cylindrical shape with the bottom kind of like a can might be. And so, but hers was like short,
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like say like an inch taller or something. And so it's kind of flat and then it sits over a cup
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and you put a paper filter in the bottom, similar, like a flat paper filter, kind of like an arrow
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press. And then you put your coffee in and then you drip the water over it. It's meant to make like
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an eight ounce cup. It's small. Amazing. Yeah. She finds a metal worker who's going to make these.
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They were made out of brass. Ooh, fancy. I know, right? Right. Really nice. And so they're making
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these filters and packaging them in their apartment. And they're just doing this all
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from their apartment and her husband quits his job so they can market this during the day.
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Their sons are making deliveries after school, but the cart hooked up to the back of their bike.
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So fricking cute. Adorable. The whole family is in on this. And so she's like out there,
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they're doing trade shows. Wow. Like they, 1911, so just a few years later, they won an award,
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like their very first award. The best new invention. Basically. Yeah. It was at like some hygiene
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show. I don't know what, I don't really know what happened at the hygiene show back in the day, but
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it was more cleanly as well. It's easier to clean than the percolators were because it's like,
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what do you do? All these fucking grounds get everywhere. You just take this filter,
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knock it in the garbage. We all know how that goes. Clean. That's why I hate the French press.
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Yeah. So yeah, exactly. Clean up. I like French press coffee, but man, cleaning up,
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I am a lazy guy. Fucking grounds everywhere. Fucking A. Yeah. So she wins her first awards.
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Pretty cool. So they're just in it. And so then her husband was working in the department store
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before he quit. And what they used to have in the department stores was like demonstration ladies,
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is what they were called. I mean, it's a glorified Costco. Costco demo lady. Booth babes. Yes. Booth
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babes. So they, it's like he took that idea and he would go stand and shop windows and just make
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coffee. So people walking by would be like, what is this? And they would come into the store or
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people shopping in the store would be like, what is this? And you know, they're letting people try.
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I mean, they were out there really working hard. And of course it's so novel. People are like,
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whoa. So it just took off. I mean, it took off in like a crazy way. And so they basically did this
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with like, and no money. There was like very little startup costs. It was like 73 German pennies.
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Okay. I don't know what that, I tried so hard to figure out a conversion. The best I could figure.
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A hundred years ago, it was probably like four bucks. More. Well, so like my best conversion
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would was the furthest I could get back was 1938. It would have been the equivalent of like 25 US
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dollars in 1938. So let's just say a little bit more, obviously more than that in 1908, but yeah,
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so they like, they really did it. Like they worked hard. They reinvested all of their money back into
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the business. Things were going great. By the time they were winning these awards or like this whole
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business was taking over their apartment. Unfortunately, 1914, World War I. But you know
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what? Remember she's a bad bitch. She didn't let that stop her. Her husband's gets drafted into the
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war in World War I. And she's like, fuck it. I'm going to keep going. Was not able to make coffee
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paper filters because there was all sorts of like restrictions on things. So she just started making
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paper cartons. She like used what they had and made paper cartons. I don't know what they were
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doing with them, but she made them and it made money. So then 1919, when the war ended, her
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husband Hugo comes home and they get right back to it. By 1922, they were exporting. Oh, during this
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time too, during World War I, she like was so successful with just the packaging, the paper
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carton business. She moved into out of the apartment and into a former locksmith space.
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So she's like now moved into her first like kind of factory type space. Huh? Yeah. 1919, they're
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now exporting to Czechoslovakia in Switzerland. And so then, you know, you know you're starting
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to make it when people want to start imitating you. So 1925 knockoffs of their filters and
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everything are showing up. So they're like, we got to be a little more creative. We need to stand out
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and let our people, our customers know who is the real deal. You know, that's when they came up with
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this bright red and green packaging. Oh my gosh. So like it's still today, a hundred years. They
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still are using the same color scheme packaging so that it stands out on the shelves. Funny. And
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it's funny because it's so noticeable. I always assumed that Milita was like a Brazilian company.
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Oh yeah. It just seems it was so bright and green and red. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know why. No,
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funny. They just picked those colors because they stood out and you know, they could, people could
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easily identify them on the shelves. Crazy. Yeah, I know. So this is what, you know, we're like 15,
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16 years on. 1929, they outgrew that locksmith's job. And they had 55 employees by this time.
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Holy shit. Yeah. So they moved to an old chocolate factory and the, the city Minden, where they moved
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their chocolate factory, they were like, look, we'll waive your taxes for five years. That shit
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still happens today. People complain about it, but I guess it's all right. Which was fine because
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there was like an economic downturn in Germany, which it's actually, you guys know that this
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economic downturn in Germany is like what? But Hitler. Right, right. We're right before World
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War II. After World War I, Treaty of Versailles really fucked the German people. So yeah, because
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they wanted to stick them with the bill for World War I. Yeah. So anyways, that's kind of what
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happened. That's how, that's how World War II got started. Yeah. Well, she doesn't, it does not
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bother her. She like can't stop, won't stop. She's like, fuck it. Economic downturn, downturn, I'm
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going to grow anyways. People still drink coffee. Well, that's the thing. Coffee never, it's like
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the thing that people always want. So yeah, so the business just keeps growing and eventually
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Melita's like, you know what, I'm tired. So she's like 1930, she decides to retire. She's been doing
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it for what now? 22 years. She's in her fifties. She's still young. She's like, I'm going to retire.
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People didn't live as long. She lived for another 20 years. She had 20 years of just like enjoying
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this thing that she built. That's great. It's really great. I'm really happy for her. So she
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transferred the operations to Hugo and her son Horst. Yeah. Well, he didn't do it for too much
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longer. So they named it Benson's son, which is cute. And then February, 1932, Hugo is, I guess,
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feeling a little jealous. He's like, I would like to retire too. So he left it to Willie and Horst.
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And so they're just running the business. It's the thirties, but you know, they're young. They're in
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their twenties. They're energetic. They're about to get drafted into world war II. Well, they didn't.
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They luckily did not get drafted. Well, they had to run the company. Well, they're in their thirties
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by now, I guess, actually. Yeah. They did actually have to run the company. Yeah. Yeah. So like we're
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in the 1930s. I mean, these kids were raised in the business. They were doing this since they were
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like five and eight years old pulling the wagon with their bike. Yeah. So like they, I guess,
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have been involved in every step, every step of the way, every step of the growth. So they're
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totally ready for it and they do a great job. So, um, I mean, I mean, I think Hugo and Melita
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probably stayed connected. I know Melita really cared about her employees a lot. She, uh, this is,
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it's funny because this is pretty standard now, but it was pretty, yeah, go ahead, Marcus. I'm almost
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afraid to ask though, what side were they on in the war? Did they try to remain neutral? Well,
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we'll get to it. Um, I mean, it's not bad. I think that they tried, I think that they tried to remain
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neutral, but they were in Germany and what are you going to do when Hitler tells you to do something?
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Well, I mean, it's like Senka, you know, Senka was like, well, you know, they benefited from the Nazi
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German power, you know, the, the, the DKF company, but they had so many Jewish customers that they
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were like, they took an ad out saying, Hey, we're that that's not us. Right. So I was just curious.
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Well, so they were, um, they did not like willingly, they did, I don't think as far as I
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could tell, like, I don't think they wanted to be involved in this Hitler shit at all. But when
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Hitler comes to you and says, Hey, your business has the manufacturing capabilities that we need.
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Because what the sons were doing was they were like, okay, well, we've got this business going,
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like, let's expand into some other products. We're already doing coffee filters, like, let's do some
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aluminum foil. Let's do paper wrap. Let's do saran wrap. Yeah. So they started kind of consumer goods.
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Exactly. So they started expanding into some other kitchen areas. So they had this aluminum
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foil division. They had all this paper. They had bought a paper factory. Hitler's like, Hey,
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we need your aluminum factory to start manufacturing shit for the war effort.
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And they're like, all right, well, I guess we got to, but after the war was over, they did contribute,
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there were funds set up for, um, people who were put into forced labor by the Nazi regime. And they
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were contributing money to these funds to help these people who are affected by the war. So I
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don't think they were Nazis. I don't think there are Nazi sympathizers. They were definitely not,
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what was it? Dunkin donuts who fucking employed Nazi or employed. You're talking about the other
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one, Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme. Yeah. They were not Krispy Kreme who like used forced labor to
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produce their products. After the war was over, the allied forces did take over their factories
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for 12 years. It took them to get it back. So in those 12 years, they were kind of just operating
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where they could. So I'm not sure what that means. They have so much, the Melita company has so much
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information, so many details. And then like world war two hits and they're kind of like,
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I mean, it's pretty typical of companies that were involved, you know, in the,
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on the wrong side of history. Right. But there's just, yeah, not a lot of information, I think,
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because Melita kind of flies under the radar a little bit, right? Right. But you would think,
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and they're not proud of that part of their history too, I'm sure. It's like, hey, and this is,
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you know, this is our history. We were such fine aluminum manufacturers for the, for the,
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the, you know, the third Reich, exactly. Our shipment into airplanes, you know, it's like,
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maybe no, you know, here's us in front of a Nazi plane, you know, the swastika plane, that's ours.
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You know, you don't, you probably don't want to put that on your history. So it makes sense. And
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then, you know, they're, you know, it sounds like they are trying to make good on the history. So,
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you know. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I can't really say it's, I, they're a pretty huge company
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in Europe. If they were really strong Nazi sympathizers, maybe there would have been
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more information that I could have dug up. I don't know. Like, but I didn't go looking at like
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German newspapers or anything. I looked at like English resources. So who knows what's out there?
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I did my best, could not find the dirt except for, they were big enough to be, to, to, to have their
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factories appropriated for the war effort. Yes, exactly. Whether they wanted that to be or not.
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I mean, to me, they seem like fucking capitalists. So I think that if they, and they held out as long
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as they could, like the German government didn't come in and like force them to manufacture stuff
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till like 1942. So they were like, they were going, they were like trying to mind their own business
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as much as they could and just be capitalists as long as they could. It doesn't seem like they
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were on the Nazi bandwagon. They were not like there from the get-go the whole time. Like they're
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already kind of moving outside. They're selling to Switzerland. They're selling to Czechoslovakia.
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They're already reaching out outside of Germany. So to me that kind of says that, you know. Yeah,
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it's a global company. Right. They're already trying to, it sounds like they're just trying to
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do their business thing. They would not be politically involved. You started to say something
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about how Melita was concerned about her employees. Oh, how did I, I don't know how I got to, maybe
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it was Germany. Nazis. Nazis got me distracted. Yeah. So Melita was super concerned about her
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employees. She did things that were really innovative at the time, like giving holiday bonuses.
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She, like, I guess the standard vacation time was six days per year. She increased that to 15 days.
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Hot damn. Holiday. She also like reduced the work week to five days. I don't know what the standard
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was at the time, but. Seven? Probably. Probably only six because. Oh yeah, you need the day of rest.
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Six. Yeah, the seventh. You need the day for God. Yes. So that's, yeah. So she was always concerned
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that her employees were treated well. That's actually something that, like I looked up,
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like Glassdoor and like what people think of the company. People love the company. People work at
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the company forever. They have like a, like really strong, I don't want to say, they don't have like
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one of those fake corporate cultures. I think they have just a, like a respectful corporate culture
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that just respects people, respects their time. I guess they pay well. They have some benefits,
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like paid vacations, 401k standard stuff, but. 15 days of vacation, even by today's standards,
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is like not a common thing. Right? Right. Who's giving three weeks paid vacation now? Yeah. And
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she's doing that in like 1910 or whatever. Yeah. I mean, I guess Europe does it, but in the US.
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I mean, it sounds like they weren't even doing that in Europe at the time. It sounds like that
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was pretty innovative for the time then. Very cool. But yeah, they definitely don't necessarily
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do that in the US, especially for people maybe in manufacturing, you know? But yeah, even nowadays,
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like I was looking at, at Melitta North America, they have, there was a guy who was interviewed
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in 2014. So I don't know if he's still at the company now. I've been at the company for 47
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years. His entire life, he was like 20. Wow. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. Yeah. That's awesome.
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Yeah. A good employer. Yeah. Right there. Yeah. That's my plan with modest coffee. 47 years?
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Oh. We're holding you to it. Four down, 43 to go. There you go. Amazing. Steph is going to be such
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a cute old lady. Oh my God. The nice thing is that maybe you'll like be like old lady stooped over
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enough that it won't be a trouble to put the bag under the bag. The bagging machine is finally
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going to be the right height. Once my osteoporosis really kicks in. Right. That's great. Thanks for
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not fixing that, Marcus. That's planning ahead. That's it. We don't want you having to like reach up.
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Yeah. You don't, you don't go where the puck is. You go where the puck is going. Okay.
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I'm the puck in this situation? Or you're back in.
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Okay. Anyway, so yeah, so the, so yeah, Melita was super into it. So 1939, the brothers they bought,
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they had bought a paper factory to expand their paper making. Are they still a family business?
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Yeah. They're still a family business. Fourth generation now. Fucking dope. Cool. Melita's
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great grandson is running the company. Love that. They didn't even get their first like chief
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person into the company until 2011. It was just family until 2011. At the top. Yeah. It was all
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family until 2011, at least for the Melita group, like the main Melita group in Europe. Like family
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dynasty. It's like you're born. Here's what you will be doing. Yes. You were born into this. This
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this is like Simba. All of the land that you see is yours. Well, yeah. So they were, the brothers
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were working together as Willie and horse. They were like took over the company in 1932 together.
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Eventually. So after they bought that paper factory, they decided to split up. But that wasn't
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until 1954. So after the war, things are really taking off. The Willie goes, he takes the paper
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company and kind of manages the paper division. Horse takes Melita. Horse is a little bit though
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of like a crazy guy. He's like, I want to fucking do it all. He's like, I want to be in every aspect.
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And he goes kind of like he goes a little wild with the businesses. Amazing. He's like, I want
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to be in every aspect of people's homes. So they got the saran wrap style, like the plastic film.
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They've got that. They got the paper. They got the aluminum foil. They add vacuum bags. Oh, that
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makes sense. Yeah. Toilet paper. Not as far as I could tell, but probably. I didn't look into all
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of them. There's so many. He like, they also started doing like some housewares. He's like,
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I want to be making plates and shit. So like, he's like looking around, buying up these small
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companies and putting them under the Melita name. Eventually it like got to be a little like wild.
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So it was like a little bit much. So in the eighties, he ended up kind of just like making
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each thing like its own thing. So they had like Melita for the coffee. There's another one called
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Toppets. That was like the food wrapping shit. Like they've got like Ziploc style bags and things
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like that. These are still companies that are, you can go to a German or like a European grocery
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store. These are the brands you're going to find. Yeah. Yeah. And they also have like, it's called
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Swirl. That's our vacuum bags. There's another one, Celia for tea. Aclimat was like home goods,
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like air purifiers and shit. It was basically like, if it goes in your house, Horst wanted a
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piece of that pie. He did let some things go because he got a little wild. He was like trying
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to get into food and like jelly and shit. Like it was too much. Smuckers. Yeah. Right. They had like
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one division like merged with Dow Chemical. I can't remember which one that was, but you know,
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like they just were like into all of it. They've got their, but like coffee has always kind of been
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the main thing. It's been like the bread and butter. They had like their, they've had various
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different, you know, manual pour over system. They also were one of the first people to invent
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a automatic coffee brewer. So like in the 1950s, the first one, it was a company called Wigomat.
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Vigomat. That's probably how you pronounce it. By a guy named Gottlob Wiedvon. And he was like the
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one who invented this whole thing, the automatic brewer with the filter. You said that really well,
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by the way. I was trying, I was like channeling all the Waldorf. But so then like early 1960s,
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Melita actually partnered with the guy who invented the automatic brewer. And they came out with
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their own called the MA 120. I'd love to get my hands on one of those. It's really cool looking.
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It kind of looks like a technoborm actually, how the technoborm has that thin metal that comes out.
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I actually put a picture, I should show you guys. It's pretty cool. This is the very first one from
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Melita. While Steph finds her glasses. Sorry. See it? How it kind of looks like a technoborm.
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Yeah, it does look like that. Like super simplistic. Very like slim, very like simple looking.
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Yeah, totally. But yeah, basically, it just looks like a regular Melita cone on top.
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But it even has a little handle on it. So that's cool. But yeah, it's like, it's so crazy to me
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that here's this company and this woman and her sons who invented the pour over that everybody
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knows and loves all traces back to this woman, automatic coffee brewer, they were the first ones
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to make it widely marketable. I mean, Mr. Coffee gets all the all the glory, but that didn't even
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come along till the 70s. Whoa, 20 years. Well, like 10. And this was like the 60s. Yeah. So the
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very first automatic brewer was late 50s or like 1954. And then this one came out 1962. And then
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yeah, 10 years later before Mr. Coffee even came along. So yeah, it all we can trace this all back
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to Melita. And then you had me get the which which is amazing. You had me get actual Melita
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branded coffee. Yeah. So we're going to get into that next now. Oh, crazy. Really? Yeah. So Melita,
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you know, they're kind of like so horse. Like I said, he's like a mad businessman. He's like,
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like, like, I'm going to take over the world. So they went along and in in 19,
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the 1960s. Yeah. So the 1960s, they went ahead and expanded into South America because they wanted
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to they started roasting. Well, they started roasting coffee in Germany. Well, they wanted
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to expand the coffee roasting. So they went to Brazil because that's where you're growing coffee.
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So they opened up South American division in South America and Brazil. They also opened up in the
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United States at the same time, Melita North America. So Melita North America operates a
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little bit independently. It's almost seems like a franchise where they license all of the Melita
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name and the all the branding. But they work super closely with the Melita group in Europe.
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But Melita North America kind of runs independently, like they have their own CEO and
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like American people and everything. Sounds like a Tex shell game thing. I don't think so. I don't
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think it is. I think it's I think that they are actually doing things above board. And it's just
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like it's just another division. And that's actually when I worked at Lush, that's how Lush
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is too. So Lush in the UK is like its own thing. Lush North America, completely different company,
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but they just license everything from Lush in the UK. Yeah. And if you're the leadership at the top,
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like just love to love to get those checks. Like the parent company. Yeah, they're just going to
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but they still work closely together because they want to protect the brand and everything.
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But yeah, so then, yeah, like I said, 80s, everything got out of control. Melita USA,
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that's kind of like the next thing that we'll focus on. Because like I said, it's kind of its
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own company. It's been around for quite a while. They've got a headquarters in Clearwater, Florida.
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That's where they make all of the filters that you find in the United States. And I was like, oh,
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they're manufacturing them here stateside. Yeah, that's great. They manufacture them all
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in Florida. So the ones in Europe, I think are now manufactured in China. They first moved to
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Portugal. Now I think they're in China. As far as I can tell. Yeah, the ones in the United States,
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Clearwater, Florida. That's where they also have all their corporate offices.
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All the finance people are there. Then for this episode, I was like, surely Melita is probably
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not roasting their own coffee. Right. So for this episode, it's yesterday, I'm like, oh shit,
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we got to get coffee for this episode. And I was like, okay, well, let me first find out really
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quick who's roasting Melita's coffee. Because then we could just go maybe buy one of their bags.
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And then kind of talk about them a little bit and we'll try that. Well, no. Come to find out,
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Melita roasts their own fucking coffee. They're roasting it in the United States in Cherry Hill,
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New Jersey. They have a whole roasting operation there too. Melita USA, same thing, amazing
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corporate culture. People are working there forever. The CEO, his name is Marty Miller.
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He has been the CEO since 2000. Oh, wow. And Marty, he took over. He's like, I'm going to make this
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company good, profitable. What do we need to do? So on their website, he actually has a ask,
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like Marty page. Ask Marty. Because he's also always dreamed of being an advice columnist.
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And his parents forced him into going to business school. Exactly. He's like, hey, I'm Marty. I want
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to hear from you. You tell me what you want. Tell me anything. This form is going to go directly to
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my inbox. I would like banana flavored coffee. Right into Marty. I see what he says. He wants
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to hear from you directly. It's really sweet. Like not many CEOs are like, you know what?
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Come find me. What do the peasants think? Right. That's like my cleaning lady who always has
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like suggestions whether or not like I want them. Yes. And so I started asking her to write them
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down and put them in the suggestion box. And then every time she comes to her house, I have her clean
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out the suggestion. Marcus loves that joke. I was excited that there was a suggestion box at work,
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but it's just here. Marcus loves that joke. He wrote that one a while ago. He's been hanging on.
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He finally found a place for it. Yeah. You can put any of your suggestions in that box.
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For her to clean it. Anyway, so moving along, I hope Marty's not cleaning them out. He says he
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even says- He immediately clicks delete. Marty's like, tell me what you want.
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This company actually though is amazingly transparent. So there's Melida Group in Europe.
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There's other like Melida websites, Melida USA. Every single one is filled with an overwhelming
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amount of information about the company. It's actually pretty cool. They have like timelines
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and like detailed, like so much information. It's great. They want you to know everything. They want
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to know you to know about their sourcing. They want you to know about their roasting. They want
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to let you know what equipment they're using. They want to let you know like everything you want to
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know about this company, you can find out. They're super transparent. It's really helpful if you're
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doing a podcast. Very amazing. It was great. All I had to do was like organize the information. I
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didn't even have to do any digging. It was great. Love it. They even have a location in Elgin,
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Illinois. They have like a professional brewing division. Like say you want like an automatic
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coffee maker for your office or hotel where it makes like lattes and shit. Anybody who wants a
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good company, go locally. Go check them out. Fox Valley. You know, they know what's up. Check them out in
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Elgin, Illinois. You could be a repair tech. You could be a sales guy. Like go get it. Maybe you
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should get a job there. I'll show up. I want to be a repair tech. They're actually, if you want to move to New
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Jersey, they're hiring right now in their roastery. Oh damn. Yeah. Dude, I'll bet you they can
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afford to pay me. Probably. I mean all the glass door things so that they pay well. Nice. Yeah,
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but they're under staff so they expect you to work more hours, but they're going to pay you for them.
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That's fine. It's kind of nice. Yeah, so like I said, people work at this place forever.
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Jeff Bridges, who's the vice president of operations. The actor? I wish. No, but he's been with the company
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for 30 years. Oh. You got Marty. He's been there for CEO for 23 and probably worked there before that.
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Then there's Vinny Taglifero. He's the director of coffee. He's been there since 2007.
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And like I said, Ron Clark, oldest employee, and as of nine years ago, had been there 47 years.
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Wow. Crazy. That's amazing. Like I said, they do all of their roasting in New Jersey. Yeah,
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talk about this coffee because I'm looking at the bag right now. Gorgeous packaging. It's called
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European Indulgence. So they are huge. I had no fucking idea they're huge, but I think they
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sell locally in stores out in the East Coast. Oh, okay. So they're more like a regional East Coast
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brand. Crazy. They're at ShopRite, Wegmans, Acme. Dang. You know who else is going to be selling at
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Acme? Well, there's two different Acmes, but we are going to be in one of them, Acme of Ohio.
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Oh, well, I don't know which Acme they're in. I didn't Google it. There's like the other 160 stores
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that are bought by Albertsons, I think. Okay. Well, they're probably in that Acme because they're
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roasting enough coffee to support that. It's a big boy. But they still try to be specialty about it.
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Vinnie, I read an article with him. He says about 70% of the coffee that they buy comes from farms
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that are under 10 acres. Amazing. Yeah, it's crazy. And their fucking coffee roaster gave me major
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anxiety. How big? Fucking huge. They are roasting on a ProBat R series. Have you ever even heard of
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the R series? Is that the centrifugal? No, it's still like a typical drum roaster. 400 kilos. It
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roasts 880 pounds per batch. I didn't even know they got that big. That's fucking crazy. Huge.
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If you go on ProBat's website and look at this R series and just the schematic of it and how it
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goes together, I was like, I am about to faint right now. My anxiety levels are so high. You can
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find pictures of them even on the Melitta USA website. There's a picture of their roaster next
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to some coffee bags. It's like monstrous. How big must it be? That would be seven or eight bags.
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You could roast like four humans inside of it. No way. I mean, I would say probably seven humans.
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Oh my gosh. You're going to throw seven humans in there. That's a lot of, that's a big space.
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That's fucking huge. Tall just tumbling around like a giant. Huge. You should see it. It's fucking so
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scary. I'm just imagining like a chaff fire. It even says on ProBat's website, they're like,
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look, we got like, this thing's got fire safe things. If there's a fire where it's going to
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be fine, don't worry. You have to climb inside of it to lubricate it probably. Oh my God. Imagine
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what could get chopped off. Oh goodness. Oh Jesus. Oh mama. It's too big. I think I'd rather just have
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eight. Eight 100 pound roasters. I don't need one big guy. I just want eight little guys. Eight times
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larger than the 60 kilo coffee roaster that we have. Eight times larger. That would be, I mean,
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that's like bigger than the room that we're in. Crazy. Terrifying. Yeah. It's gigantic. I just
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want to, like how tall? It's got to be at least two stories. It would have to be. Yeah. Yeah. And
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it's a drum style. It's not a dryer style. Oh my gosh. Drum style. Yeah. That's a big boy. Crazy.
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It's just a giant fucking big boy. And you've got like huge tubes and all of this. It's a factory.
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It's a monster. Yeah. They're fat. It's like a hundred thousand square feet roasting facility
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because they're also grinding. They're roasting, they're grinding, they're bagging, they're doing
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it all there. They offer toll roasting services on their website. Okay. They are organic, kosher,
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fair trade and rainforest alliance certified. So if you want any of those things, they can do it in
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their plant for you, which is cool. They do ground, they do whole bean, they do frac packs,
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they'll do cold brew. Whatever you want. They got it for you. And they're a hundred thousand square
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facility. They also have a commitment to sustainability. It's like their company ethos
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is if it's not sustainable, they're not doing it. If they can't do it, it's sustainably.
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This is interesting about their filters. They're manufactured using FSC certified pulp,
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which sounds like forest. That's the forestry. Yeah. They also have a partnership with American
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forest and have planted over 600,000 trees. Their Melida cone filters are compostable.
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All of their filters, even the white ones, which is interesting, are chlorine and bleach free.
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Oh, yeah. They bleach them using an oxygen process. There's literally no difference
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between the white and the brown, which is cool. And then we all know they have the bamboo filters.
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Those are 40% bamboo and their packaging is recycled paperboard. Dope. So to me, it seems
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like they're this huge, gigantic global company, but it's like they've really tried hard to stay
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true to their values, creating a family values company. They want it to be someplace. When I
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was reading this interview with Vinny, he was like, oh yeah, I was talking to Marty on the phone the
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other day. So it's like, there's Marty. He's out there. He's talking to his people. They are
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globally $1.7 billion in sales every year. Wow. Yeah. And they employ 5,800 people.
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Is that just the US branch or that's total? All global, yeah. Wow. So they're huge. They're a way
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huger company than I thought, probably because they just don't have the visibility in our area
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that they do other places. Like I said, their coffee, ground, whole bean sold more out East.
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We do not have that luxury of having Melitta on our shelves. So we had to get... Yeah, what the
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fuck is this? What is this like? So we did our best. We did the best we could. If you want to
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buy Melitta coffee around us, you can't. I was certain that at least Woodmans would have it,
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but no, they didn't. And so we went on a search. Like I said, I was hoping that it was roasted by
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another company and that we could just go buy the other company's coffee, but no, they're roasting
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it themselves. So we had to get Melitta. And the only thing we could find was that our local
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Walmart, they have these weird pucks. It's like a bag full of coffee. Yeah, it's like a tea bag,
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but it's like the kind that go at a hotel where the brews in a... It's like a coffee and filter
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all pod, all in one, but not like a K-cup. But wait, I figure the coffee's the same. It's still
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a coffee in there. What difference does it make? Are you supposed to brew it? So there's like,
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it says that it's for a specific type of coffee brewer called a Sanseo and Hamilton Beach pod
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coffee makers. We don't have that pod coffee maker. We only bought it for the coffee. That's why I was
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like, we could just rip these open and pour it into the filter and then brew it the way we're
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supposed to brew it as a... Because this is going to be the same. Whether we bought a bag of ground,
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we just happen to end up with all these extra pods. How's it smell? What's the olfactory reveal?
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Yeah, here's the olfactory reveal. Oh man. So yeah, Melida, it sounds like a great company.
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It sounds like they're trying to do what they can as a major gigantic global company. They're
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keeping it in the family as much as they can. Like I said, they didn't hire their first... It took
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them a hundred years to hire outside of the family, basically. Well, shall we brew some coffee?
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Let's do it. Modest Coffee roasts the highest quality single origin coffees without the snubbery.
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and sorting them to one of their tiers based on cupping score, price, flavor notes, and roast
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level. Go to www.modest.coffee forward slash no bad reviews to see what they're roasting today.
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Pip pip cheerio. And we're back and I see Jenny is brewing... Brewing coffee the way Melida
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intended it. A little pour over, a little hot water. Yep. I see the brewer using a vintage brewer.
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Looks like the plastic is 100% BPA. Could be. Is that all clear? All clear, hard plastic.
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But like with a brownish tinge to indicate it's from 1978? Definitely. Very cool. They did the
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flat pour over for a long time, for like 30 years. It wasn't until 1937 that they introduced the cone
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shape that we all know pour overs to be now. And I think there's not really that many that do the
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flat shape anymore. Like we were talking about, there's the Vietnamese thin. That's a flat shape,
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but that doesn't have a filter. There's the arrow press, but that's meant to be pressed through.
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And then the Kalita wave, that's a flat. Then some of the automatic brewers have that flat bottom
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basket as well. The original Melida was more of like an arrow press style filter, just over those
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bottom holes. The holes were kind of big too. They were probably like a good quarter inch of a hole.
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Oh, that was to encourage dripping. Right, exactly. Because of like it's flat shape. It had these
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bigger holes. Here, I can show you guys, if you want to look. That's really cool. You guys couldn't
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get your hands on a brass one, huh? Oh man, that would be cool. Yeah. So it's got, and that
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handle underneath is actually the cup. So it would drip. It was like all in one unit, the cup and the
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filter. So cool. Melida is still putting out new products today. And as a matter of fact, like the
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ceramic pour over cones that they make are still one of my favorites because they are,
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the circle or the hole for the dripping is larger. It's more forgiving on the technique. It just sort
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of regulates itself on how much it drips out. So I really like them. They're really forgiving.
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I'm holding up a one right now. And one thing that I like about, so the Melida, the shape,
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these ridges on the inside are really important too, because it helps like let some air in there.
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So it's like, if it were smooth, like some pour overs, it are smooth and then the filter sticks
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to it. And then it's like, you can't have like the air, water. It creates like a suction where the
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coffee can't quite get through and it goes slower when it's going through. So these ridges help,
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help make it so that there is no suction. Interesting. So there's like a little bit
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of science there too, which is kind of an interesting thing. So yeah, we have, I love
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Melida, this one that we're brewing on, I found at a thrift store. It's just a vintage glass pot. And
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then the plastic cone on top, it's a big brewer. It takes a number six filter, which means that
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it'll brew 12 cups of coffee, 12 small, technically 12 small cups, but you know, probably six regular,
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like our standard. But for them, like six to eight ounces, we've seen this before on coffee makers
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and stuff. Like the standard was six to eight ounces at another point in time. We now think
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of like 12 to 16 as the standard. Right. Yeah. Well, I make a pour over every morning with a
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ceramic. Melida, the ceramic Melida? Oh no shit. Yep. Every day. I started that because I had a
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series of bad luck with like Mr. Coffee style coffee pots. They kept breaking. And then I decided
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to try out a French press and I didn't really like that. I don't like the gift in the bottom of the
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cup with those. And I also broke it like a weekend. I just like sling it against the side of the sink.
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So I was like, I need something that is never going to fucking break. And I picked up a plastic
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Melida cone and the coffee is so good. I just think it tastes better than any other method.
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00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,960
Yeah, I agree. I think it's great. I think the Melida and then the Bee House coffee brewer,
550
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,920
that one's a Japanese company called Zero Japan. Those two are my favorite. They're very similar
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in shape, very similar in design. Okay. So the problem with the Bee House, if you're an American,
552
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is that if you are brewing like a 12 ounce, I like, I don't have a huge 16 ounce mug of coffee,
553
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but I do like a mug that's a little bit bigger than the standard. And that tiny little... The
554
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:46,880
Bee House is smaller. Yeah. It doesn't fit on top of the mug. So yeah. Yeah. Melida, it's great. I
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like, I have right here, we have in our house, we have a plastic one somewhere. The plastic one is
556
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great for travel, especially because it's unbreakable. Yeah. Indestructible. So back in the 70s, I think
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it was, they came out with this whole colored line, which I have, and there's going to be a picture on
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social media. I have the light pink one. They came out with a series of these in like pink, blue,
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I think in yellow as well, which they're just cute. They're really cute. You brew it through
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your ceramic filter on top. It's a number two filter into this pot. And then you have a little lid.
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We also have this other one that they came out with. It's a ceramic, but it has almost like a
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metallic type finish to it. Yeah. It's more like hand crafted. It's not perfectly cylindrical like
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a machine. It looks, it has a handcrafted look. I think it's like, I think it's probably still made
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out of machine, but it has that look. Yeah. And then you can, I started, I was like, I gotta find
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an, an MA 120, like the OG original Melida automatic brewer. Well, I couldn't find that,
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but if you go on eBay, you can find, this is kind of cool. They have these like travel kits. It's
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like a travel coffee, automatic coffee brewing kit where it comes in a fun bag. It comes with
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a little one cup brewer. It kind of looks like the Technivorm one cup brewers that are out there,
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but it's a small little one cup, tiny brewer. And it even comes with like little canisters for your
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coffee and your cream and your sugar. It's the cutest thing. I have to buy one. There's a lot of
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them on eBay. If you're interested. So cute. You know what I just bought? We're taking a trip soon.
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00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:33,840
And in preparation, I bought two pour over cones that are collapsible. Oh yeah. I think I have one.
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Maybe it's in the RV. Yeah, those are great. Very cool. I tested one out. It seemed to work.
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Did it work? Yeah. So let's talk about this coffee. Wait, hang on. I gotta show you guys really
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quickly. Cause this, I'm like, I am fucking, I'm so obsessed. I gotta buy this. Look at this. How cute.
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And so you would take your little travel bag of coffee and plug it in at your hotel or wherever
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00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:03,200
you are. I do that anyways. All right. It's super cute, but like there's your carry on. Like just
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coffee. Not practical at all. I'm thinking it's for like people who are in Europe traveling by train.
579
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:13,200
Oh, that's very romantic. Yeah. That's kind of, that's where my mind went because I don't like
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flying on airplanes, but it's so cute. I love it. I have to buy it. So let's do an olfactory reveal.
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Shall we? Wait, wait, wait. I just have to show you this one too. Cause I'm obsessed. Marcus is dying.
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This one comes with a little, a little glass carafe instead of plastic. That's so cool.
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I'm like obsessed with Melita. I love the fact that this, that this thing that is a global way of
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00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:46,160
drinking coffee so fucking common, it is like, um, was just invented by this woman. And I feel like
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she doesn't get enough credit out there. Oh, wait, I just, I just, there's whole barista
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comp it pour over competition. It's such a thing now. I just put this together. It's vintage and
587
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:03,440
it's only $25 for this whole setup. This is actually really cute. You do have to buy it.
588
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:07,520
Yeah. Oh my God. I can't wait till you buy this. It's so cute. Like a leather bag.
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00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:16,000
It looks nylon. It's probably nylon. Very cool. So olfactory reveal. Let's talk about the coffee,
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European indulgence. Why we're here. This is the name of the game. Stuff's going to walk us through
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is how this coffee goes. We smell it first. We tell you what we think about it. We drink it.
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00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,720
It's funny that Marcus said you're going to tell us, but he's just telling us first,
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00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,120
but you're about to tell us. Yeah, actually I'm just going to tell you, do it. We drink it black.
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We tell you whether or not we like it. Then if we can't, we add stuff to it. Cream sugar, whatever
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we get there. And then the very pinnacle of no bad reviews is, uh, if we need to, we hit it with a
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little whiskey. Uh, and then we keep drinking it till it tastes not bad. Yeah. So my, I did not
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look into really where their coffees are coming from specifically. Um, I'm assuming a lot of
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their coffee comes out of Brazil still still because they have a division. They set up a whole
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division in Brazil. So this smells like your typical macro roaster. When you're roasting
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800 pounds of coffee at a time, you've got two settings. You've got dark and darker. We've
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talked about this because there's just so much thermal energy going into it and the roasting
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00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:25,280
coffee so fast, it's hard to really stylize it and put your mark on it. You're just kind of,
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you know, operating a machine at that point. Um, this coffee kind of smells like a big macro,
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in my opinion. Yeah. Um, oh, for sure. I bet it is. He said that they roast 880 pounds in 15 minutes
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and the coffee beans get up to 1100 degrees Fahrenheit. Yeah. So 1100 degrees. That's,
606
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:51,120
yeah, that's, uh, that's hot. Yeah. Pretty hot. Well, you figure we're roasting, like when we're
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doing our measurements, that's just on the temperature inside the drum. Does the drum
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00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:01,840
get up to 1100 degrees? Not even close. Yeah. So how does the beans, is that that thermal energy
609
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that you're talking about? Yeah. When you're putting the beans act like little, little heat
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sinks and they absorb all this energy until they can't absorb anymore and then they release it.
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And then, so when you've got that much kind of thermal energy going in and they release it,
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you're, you, the beans start roasting themselves. And also at that temperature at 800 pounds,
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when it comes out, the beans are also, there's so much thermal energy when it's done roasting,
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they can't cool off on their own fast enough in the cooling tray. So they quench it with water.
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They actually hit the, the, the, the cooling beans with water to help in the evaporation of the water
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helps cool it off faster so that the beans don't roast. So again, in my opinion, you're sort of
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like you're introducing water, which kind of like could potentially affect the end flavor in the
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cup. Cause you're kind of extracting a little bit when you're immediately quenching it. I'm not
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entirely certain if the probe at, cause I was wondering about the water quenching to see if
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this was cooled by water quenching. That's fine. It happens. It's an industry practice when it's
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so big because there's so much thermal energy. So anyways, let's go ahead and try this coffee. Oh
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shit. Where's our mugs? All right. All right. We're back. So, all right. So it smells,
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just smells like coffee. Smells like coffee. So here's the thing. It seems like they really do,
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like I know that they're gigantic scale, but it does, like in this article I read with Vinny,
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the roaster or the head roaster, he really does seem to be really into coffee. He seems to be
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really into like the roasting. He seems to be into the farms. He seems to be into the,
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like trying to do his best on like millions of pounds a year scale. Right. You know, like,
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there's only so much you can do, but he did not, he was not one of those guys who was like,
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fuck it, you know, just throw the coffee and bring it out. He was really excited and passionate
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about coffee and excited and passionate about what they were doing. So I recognize that they
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are gigantic macro roaster, but I think it's kind of cool that he still really cares.
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Yeah. So, you know, there's only so much you can do though, you know, and can't fault them for that.
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Right. And they're doing a lot of, a lot of good. I mean, those 5,000 employees are happy.
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That's globally too though, but they've got all those other products as well.
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Is this particular coffee anything special as far as organic, fair trade,
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rainforest Alliance, blah, blah? No, but I did read that they have a rabbi who comes by every
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couple of weeks to double check to make sure they're still doing kosher shit. They're still kosher.
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Got a rabbi on payroll. Yeah, basically. Right. How do you, how do you score that rabbi job where
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you don't have to like write something and read it out loud every week. You just go from like
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business to business and do your little spiel over the giant vat of coffee or whatever. Yeah. It's
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gotta be, you know, that's, that's, that's the kush rabbi job, right? Like retired rabbi, you know,
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no longer running a church. So yeah, you know, this is just the European indulgence.
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It doesn't say where it's from specifically. Yeah, Steph. How do you feel that? That's a look.
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I just took the tiniest sip and it was just a hint of bitterness. Yeah. It's a, you know,
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it's strong. Bitter's a desirable characteristic to some people. People really like that. I don't,
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oh boy. I mean, I have to do something to this coffee. It's, it's very bitter, right? I think
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it's a not, it's, it's an instant, you know, maybe we could get to not bad with a little cream. And
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what else is going on? Like some acidity? Yeah. It's just very, it's very intense. I love tobacco.
649
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Very intense. Um, you know, this reminds me like coffee and a cigarette, you know, this is that
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kind of cigarette. Yeah. You got the flavors of the cigarette right there in your coffee.
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01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:03,920
And I love that 18 man coffee and a cigarette. That was breakfast. That was worth so good.
652
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:09,280
I do miss coffee and a cigarette and fitting into a size four. Yeah. Yeah. Those were the days.
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Yeah. This brings me right back. So I kind of love that. Okay. That's a positive. Yep. It's
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01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:22,400
not terrible. It's cooling slightly and I feel like it's helping or maybe I'm just, I keep sipping
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and I'm getting used to it. I feel like, I feel like the more sips I take, the less bitter it gets.
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01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:34,480
Maybe I just need to get used to it. I'm having that. Add something to it. Yeah. I'm going to add,
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01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,560
I'm going to add a little, I'm going to add a little zhuzh. I'm going to zhuzh it up. Zhuzh it up.
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01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:43,200
What are you, where are you starting? Can you hand it here? Are you getting some stuff? I know that
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you're morally opposed to milk, but yeah, I might pass on the milk and just go straight to the whiskey.
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01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:59,280
Yeah. I'll do the milk for us. I'll try the milky version. I feel like I, I like the whiskey better
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01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:04,160
without the milk. That makes sense. So I'm just going to go straight there. Okay. How is it with
662
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:10,640
the milk? Yeah. Okay. No, I don't think it's much of a difference. Oh, okay. Yeah. I almost, I like,
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I like when milk softens the coffee and I feel like this is, you got to make, it's no bad reviews,
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Marcus. Okay. He's giving a bad review to the milk, not the coffee. I think it's all the
665
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:28,960
the milk's problem. This coffee, you just, you know, it's too, this coffee's strong.
666
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:35,360
Look, this is what I'm going to say about it. We've had a lot of like giant coffee roasters. I don't,
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01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,920
I don't know if we can confirm that we've had one that's been nearly a thousand pounds per batch.
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01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:46,960
Yeah. So putting that into perspective, I actually think it's better than some of
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the other ones that we've had that were roasted on smaller roasters.
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01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:00,400
Oh, that's so good. The whiskey did it. Man, that's so good. That uncle, uncle nearest,
671
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really, they need to be a sponsor.
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01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:10,640
Can you throw any coffee at this, any whiskey, this whiskey just fixes. Yeah. Man. Yeah. It's good.
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01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:17,360
Yeah. It's tasty. It helps, it helps mellow it out. Oh, they are roasting 10 million pounds of coffee
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per year. Wow. That's crazy. That's a lot of fucking coffee. Right. It's almost a million pounds a
675
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week. How is that possible? I mean, a million pounds a month, 250,000 pounds. That's crazy.
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A million pounds a month, 250,000 pounds per week. There's 24 hours in a day, man. They got that shit
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running. They did say that the coffee roastery is going 24 hours a day. 24-7, the coffee roastery
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is in operation. That's how. Wow. Yeah. Geez. Yeah. Can you, you know, we could do that. We have done
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that. We have done that. Close to that. Fucking A. That was the worst six weeks of my life.
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01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:03,920
Yeah. But they're seeking coffee roasters and that's probably why. Oh, graveyard shift. Right.
681
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:11,120
Yeah. That's no good. I love the whiskey with this though, cause it's like buttery now. Let me just.
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Or with the milk and the whiskey. Let me just put this in perspective though. Like this giant
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roaster, they're doing 250,000 pounds a week. That is only 300 batches. Uh-huh. Right. And it's only
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15 minutes a batch. Divided by seven, 40 batches a day. You know. Equals that divided by. That's 10
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hours. That's only 10 hours. So much fucking coffee. 10 hours a day. Right. Why do they need to be
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running 24-7? Right. You know, packaging. Packaging and shit too. Right. So they can like, yeah, that's
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kind of crazy. Like that's how big their fucking coffee roaster is, is that they can pretty much
688
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:57,360
easily do 250,000 pounds a week. Yeah. My mind is fucking blown right now. So anyways, putting it
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on that perspective, this is better than other coffees we've had for sure. And how many coffees,
690
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:11,840
how many bags or pods are left? Because I spent $4 on this coffee too. So we got three cups of coffee
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for four bucks. But we're supposed to get 18 cups of coffee total. That's true. If we use the right
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pod brewing. And volume. So it would be like nine, 12 ounce cups. Okay. So the funny thing is, is that
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each one of those pods only had like seven grams in it. Yes. That's enough for like a six ounce cup
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of coffee. Right. Right. So doing the math, right, we end up with roughly nine cups of coffee. Um,
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or the way that we brew it, we'll end up with six cups of coffee. Um, still not bad for four bucks.
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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:54,400
Right. Exactly. Not bad. If you got four bucks to burn, you know, um, I think, uh, uh, there's worse
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ways that you could do it. And thinking of all things considered, they're trying to be sustainable.
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They're trying to, you know, they're trying to support farmers. They're trying to, they're doing
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they're doing what they can on a massive fucking scale. So who, who is this coffee for?
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I think it's for Vinny at the coffee retreat for sure. Vinny's really into it. Vinny's into it.
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01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:25,760
I feel like this coffee needs a biscotti or a biscotto. Maybe some sweetness is the answer.
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01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:31,680
If I was dipping, like, I feel like this would taste good on a cookie. I put a, like a fair
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01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:39,200
amount of whiskey in mine. Um, and I love it. Okay. I really like this. So this is for the person
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who's woken up hungover and needs to do a hair of the dog. Were you hungover today, Marcus? No,
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01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:51,120
actually this is, you know, just somebody who likes to wake up drinking. Sober May. Will you hand me
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01:09:51,120 --> 01:10:01,280
the somebody. Oh no, we ruined your sober May. Well, in fairness, I got the idea for sober May
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on the 18th. So, and we've already ruined it. It lasted like a week, but it was a great week. I feel
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so healthy. It's been a self care week. You know, it's been great. I mean, I suppose if you're
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drinking Uncle Nearest though, yeah, maybe it's acceptable. You're not really drinking your,
710
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:26,880
mostly, it's mostly coffee. And it's like, uh, you know, it's heritage, whatever a heritage thing.
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01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:33,600
Um, I think I figured out who this coffee is for. The traditionalist. You know, you like your
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traditional coffee. You like your coffee to taste like coffee. Your alcohol tastes like alcohol.
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01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:43,440
You know what I'm getting right now? I'm getting like choc full of nuts vibes. That's so funny. I
714
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:48,000
was just thinking of that. Yes. You know, you like something familiar. This is for your classic New
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01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,720
Yorker. If you like choc full of nuts, you're going to like Molita. If you don't like change,
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if you're resistant to change, this is, this is it. If you're in 1929, you might like this coffee.
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I ended up adding a little milk because I just felt like I needed more. So now I have a little
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01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:12,160
bit of milk, more than a little bit of whiskey. It's fine. It's not bad. Yeah. Um, I only added
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milk and I was okay, but I did put a generous helping of milk in there. Oh, and I, you liked it
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black. Well, uh, is that our episode then guys? I think so. Do we have any clarifications this week?
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Oh, not that I can think of. Oh shit. You guys are off the hook. Thank you so much for listening to
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us. And if you'd like to continue on, we've got some fun, love it or leave it's coming up here.
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What are we tasting today? Is it a surprise episode? Um, no, Jenny knows about the horrible
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thing that I brought for her to try. It's not horrible though. I think we're all going to love
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it. It's bread cheese and the traditional way of eating bread cheese is to cut it up into little
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squares and put it in your coffee. Amazing. So that's what we're going to try. Cool. And you're
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going to love it. Bread cheese. I think it's fucking weird, but whatever. It's just cheese.
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There's no bread in it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Good. Cause I'm gluten free. Oh, to may gluten free may.
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The cheese is keto. You're going to love it. Fantastic. So join us over there for that one.
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Uh, we'll continue the party over there and, uh, and then Jenny, where would they go? patreon.com
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